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Friday, December 11, 2015

Like Riding A Bike


Relationships come and go in this lifestyle. People can be prominent in your life for a while and quite literally disappear without much notice. It's the nature of things. Family dynamics, professional reasons,  changes in lifestyle needs, etc., many reasons. I'm very fortunate to have a few long term relationships with both some couples and single women that have lasted for many years. 

One such woman, whom I hadn't seen in 3 years, I got to spend a few days with. Oh and yeah I fucked her a lot too. One of the interesting things to this meet was that when we had seen each other in the past a few times, she had no idea of all the things I was up to. I never hid it and often texted her about what I might be up at any given time. She actually learned the most reading my blog. Then I got a message from her pleading, "Why can't I be in it?" Well ya happy now!? 

She has the librarian look and ever evolving white girl figure, thick booty and perfect breasts even at 40.  It was Fri night, just got dinner and went back to her place. She put on an outfit.  It was a black nightie that just covered her ass and her tits were popping out of. I soaked the view a bit before we got in bed. Some hands started roaming and before I knew it she was on top of me stating, "You know you can do anything you want to me!" I don't know about you,  but that's a pretty good start to the weekend.



With that cue I pushed her down and told her to suck my dick. Now in all honesty, this is not her greatest strength. Actually it is her desire to enjoy it more and become better at it. I appreciate her coming clean about this. Every woman thinks they're the best at sucking dick, when in reality you just got some partners that aren't being as honest with you. (Ti be fair it goes with guys too in pussy eating.) Anyway what she may lack there, she more than makes up for in fucking. Shes a grade A dick rider and can get herself off just from that.






I got her pussy nice and wet. She does enjoy being licked and fingered. I wanted to get her good and primed. I know that while she loves being eaten, it's just a matter of time before she needs to be fucked hard. She is the kind of submissive that will yell out how she's getting her pussy broke but won't want you to stop. The mild pain is her pleasure. She is definitely in the submissive category and takes direction well.

We both want to do a little more BDSM together and with others. She got paddled quite a bit. I actually left mine there. I guess that's just a parting gift. Saturday and Sunday were very similar and I just enjoy hey company. All in all it was a good weekend with an old friend that I hope I see more of.




Wednesday, June 3, 2015

DP in DC

It's not too often being a guy that just does this for fun, that I gets to rub elbows with real porn/amateur greats. However when Alexis Golden invited me to a little get together, it was virtually impossible for me not to accept. Oh and by get together, I mean small gangbang. I met her at a room in DC and there were a couple guys already there along with her husband. She was stunning. Tall, blonde, tight dress on fully showing her curves...like a super MILF!   One of the guys was leaving and another was coming for the actual fun. We just all sat around sharing stories and talking about the lifestyle. This actually happens with about 75% of my meets. My stories are pretty tame to some that I hear. The third guy arrives and she has to be somewhere else that night so it's time to get started. She sits on the edge of the bed and gets immediately surrounded by the three black dicks all wanting her oral attention.



She hungrily accepted that challenge and just goes from one to the other spitting, stroking, and sucking on is all. I maneuver around behind her and begin fingering her ass as she continues to suck. I think that sensation really got her going because not more than a minute or two later she was wanting a hard black dick in her back there. Never one to procrastinate at a gangbang, I was inside her quickly. There were some running jokes going on, one that she hadn't done an event like this in a while so her parts were a little under worked.

So we were told to take things slow with her till she was "broke in" well. So of course I'm adhering to that when I get the, "Are you fuck me or what?!" demand. Needless to say she was ready for her holes to get pounded.



She was all limbered up and it was time for her DP. I was the down guy. She mounted me. Once I was in her pussy, she told the guys to hold off and just rode the hell out of me for about five minutes. I have never been worked over like that before that hard. I was just a little bitch along for the ride. She eased up and said something to the effect of that felt good. I can see why her husband needs a little help from time to time. The other guys took turns fucking her tight ass as I just tried to stay in her pussy while she was getting worked. Occasionally one would stand over me and face fuck her while the DP was going on. After that rodeo session I was more than ready to blast my load on her. She is a total cum junkie and craves it. She put her eager beautiful face and mouth right next to my dick to take it all.



I took a break as we all did from time to time but she got fucked all over that room. The bed, couch, floor, and chair were all staging areas for her holes getting violated. Her husband did announce that time was growing short and we all needed to wrap up. I knew what a cum fiend she is and was wanting to make sure I didn't leave that room with an ounce left in me. I walked over to her and with her mouth on the tip of my dick shot what I had left in her mouth, and just fully emptied myself. I really appreciated the invite and the opportunity to play with her. They're a very humble couple and have a real circular view on the swinging and porn scene. It was nice just listening to them talk about things. I would be fortunate to cross paths with them again. Make sure you check her out at Alexis Golden's site.

Tuesday, June 2, 2015

Puck Slut

So it's Stanley Cup time and where don't you expect to see hockey fans let alone a team still in the playoffs, Tampa of course. I had scheduled a meet with YTC quite a while ago and our time had finally come to meet. We had been casually going back and forth over the last couple months about meeting and I was excited. If you don't know this woman you better fire up the Google machine. She has quite the following in various places. Trust me, I was fortunate to catch her and she was gracious enough to allow me to come see her.

I got into town near where she lives, then she messaged me and said I'm solo tonight let's get a drink. So she came to me and we walked to very close bar and just got acquainted some. She's very pretty with all her freckles, great personality and body. Definitely got the booty for her frame. She looked great in her wedges short shorts and plunging v-line top. She was on a bit of a time crunch so with that we were headed to my room. When the door shuts, it's time to be a slut.. Seemed to be her motto. We were rolling around like kids in high school within 5 minutes. I got her naked and blindfolded her briefly cause I wanted to give her something..(well besides my D).

 

 I stood her up and walked her to the mirror then dressed her in this. I let her see it and she smiled, thanked me and was excited.



Ok back to fucking n sucking. She dropped down to take me in her mouth and worked my dick good.. Left it good and wet. I reached down and began to finger and lick her. I could tell she's more of a penetration fan, meaning if your dick is hard it belongs inside her. I was more than ready to oblige. I kept her on her back and slowly entered her. She was sopping wet and made it feel so good. We went at it for a while and I wanted to cum five minutes in, which I think she would have been fine with but I held out to my detriment, because in the long run, I couldn't finish. She needed to go and I was disappointed in myself. This night was sort of a bonus meet and she assured me I'll get a chance at redemption in 24 hours.

Sure enough I got the message inviting me to their home and while it was supposed to be earlier to include playoff hockey viewing, at the end of the day, I got her and that's what was important. I met the Mr., good guy, cool guy, we actually have job similarities. We sat around in their living room with some drinks and talked and actually watched some boxing. Once YTC got her liver a little lumbered up, she was gone to change and came back down in what I got her yesterday. Umm it was game on. She was next to me and stroking me through my shorts as I was feeling her up.

Next thing I knew she was leaning over and popping my dick in her mouth. Hubby was enjoying this action way more than the TV and dropped his pants and accepted some of YTC's oral talents. She ended up in the floor bent over sucking him when I took that as my cue to plug her open hole problem. I went in slowly from behind. We were a bit height challenged with the gap between her and I but we made it work. I knew the second I was in her that pussy was getting creampied shortly.

 

I began to really work her hard from the back while her head was just bouncing in hubby's lap. I got up on one knee and put my other leg on the couch to really drive deep and hard in her. She was moaning all sorts of things to him. I just remember her demanding that I fill her pussy with my cum. And with that I complied. I emptied every bit deep in her. She slowly slid off me into a heap on the couch. We took a break and were back at it soon again. We were fucking and sucking and she squirted all over her couch quite a few times. It was hot to feel and see that. Eventually I was sweating she says squirting, we were a mess. It was a great night with them. Round 2 is already scheduled...stay tuned.

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Monday, April 13, 2015

Bottle Service

A lot of my stories start off in similar fashion. Mostly because I'm just not that gifted a writer.. Partly because the scenarios are similar. Well if you've read all my stories, this one will be unique in a lot of ways. Some unfortunate events left my Friday night void and I didn't do anything. Sat. morning I got up and saw that a couple was looking for a blk man for some fun.

Having figured this was an ad from the night before. I just replied sorry I missed the chance if you're still looking to play blah blah. Now this is Saturday morning mind you. Needless to say they say come over. We text some particulars avg I'm on my way.
I arrive and am let in a gate park and walk in.

The bf/Mr greets me in a robe and walks me upstairs. I get introduced ti the gf and wow... Shes a Canadian beauty... Tall pretty young big busted blonde she's also in a robe and nothing else. She immediately asks, "Would you like a robe?" I say sure and they get me one I get undressed and put it on.It's a canopy king size bed and we all get in. The first thing I notice after her, is it's pretty apparent they haven't slept much or at all, and there are a bevy of drugs available. I'm not a drug user of any kind except alcohol but hey I'm in their house and chose to come.

I won't get into what they're taking but it's a variety. Anyway, I was explained that she gets in a mood at times and craves some big thick black dick and she was in one still.
They are making out and she goes down on him then reaches over aff begins stroking me as well. This goes on for some time primarily cause he goes in and out of staying hard. She eventually makes it over to me and gives me a very slow totally relaxing blow job, gradually taking more and more of me in her mouth. He's encouraging to go deeper and deeper. This goes on and she does some alternating back n forth. Eventually she asks me if I'm able to cum multiple times. I said yes and she smiles.

Short break and she gets him hard enough and he gets her doggie while she strokes me again. Then we switch and she's on her back and I feed her my dick while he's fingering her. Eventually, he asks her if she's ready to get fucked and she smiles and says hell yeah. At this point its probably been 45 min already of oral ball tugging hand job.. So she's been getting me going and slowing.. And repeat. It's been great to have a relaxed slow kind of pace. So I get in front of her and slowly ease myself inside her... He's holding her legs up and open as I slide in.. I slowly work her tight pussy open to fit me and it feels great. Now in all truth it didn't take me long to cum. All that early work had me on the brink. I just assumed I would cum from oral and then we would go at it again. But it's her show and I'm the 3rd wheel.

After fucking her missionary I can feel it coming and tell her. He immediately says pull out so we can see it. So I shoot my cum on and in her. And he's loving it and videoing some of it.
Today is a good day cause even though I came fairly soon I'm still hard and just go right back in and don't lose my hard on. Now I want this young tight pussy. I start to thrust harder and go deeper as she begins to moan and writhe. I'm pumping with long hard deep strokes and they're both smiling. I feel her hand gently rubbing my balls and stroking them as I continue to batter her now fully stretched out pussy... This goes on for like 15 min..and all that ball stroking pays off cause I'm ready to cum again.. I follow orders and pull out and shoot it in her so that it's visible.. It's a pretty hot scene. I pull my dick out and it's coated in my cum and her cream. He has her suck me dry clean all the juices off my dick. Now while this is going on, he gets a water bottle and begins this process of milking her pussy of all the cum I put in it. I've never seen this. It's like he's at the gym filling up his water bottle. He even gets her sitting up so gravity can take over and more comes out. I have no idea what became of the bottle. At that point she heads to the bathroom and I can tell he needs a nap..and it's kind of a wrap.

We say our goodbyes and he walks me out. Now as I'm driving out it dawns on me, I've seen this guy before. He's someone virtually most people in America would know over the age of 30-35, movies, TV... Yeah I know right.. Head just exploded. There were a couple Mercedes and a pool so he's still doing ok I think, but he made no mention of who he was and used an alias which is fine, I get that. And in the house there's virtually no references to his career etc. at least on my path from the front door to his bedroom.
So there you have a recount of my brush with fame... anonymously... Haha I don't anticipate seeing any of that video so don't get your hopes up and there no pictures taken. But I'll share a few of her.


Saturday, December 13, 2014

Taking My Talents to South Beach

I'm no LeBron, but I can steal a line from him. I have met many couples in my adventures. But none do I have a longer and greater relationship than with than LnJ. It's in no way a slight to anyone else; just we've just really grown a lot in this lifestyle together and I owe a lot of that to them. I have met this couple more than anyone else and consider them actual personal friends.

We decided to meet in Miami for the day and met up in the morning. We drove to Haulover beach near Ft. Lauderdale. (yes the very same place I met "Pritty"). They are nude beach veterans, so for once I was following their lead. We set up, got naked and just chilled. It was a new experience for me and I was just soaking it all in. The mrs made some sangria and we enjoyed the day. I never get tired of seeing her body and pretty face... naked or not. She helped put some lotion on me and vice versa, and after a while she got on top of me and we shared a lounge chair. She shielded us from the lifeguard stand but gave her hubby a full view as she teased him a bit making out with me and lightly stroking my suddenly growing dick. Telling him how she was going to have this in her soon and that he had been put on pussy denial since she was going to see me. While I know this is slightly hard for him, I know deep down its an enormous turn on knowing his denial is her turn on and he gets to witness her giving in to me.


She and I went to the restroom together and just walked hand in hand. As we walked back I pulled her into the groves and we took a couple of pictures together and I got her to pull her top down for me. Her tits match her body so well.



We all left after a few hours and made our way back to my hotel. It didn't take long for the fun to begin. She sat on the couch and spread her legs and began to play with her pussy as we both watched. I then went over to her and presented my dick in her mouth. We made our way to the bedroom and got in a 69 position as she sat on my face. I licked her pussy and clit as she sucked my dick looking up to smile at her husband telling him how much she enjoys this. We fucked in several positions and ended up with her sitting in my lap as I was inside her. She leaned back with her hands on my legs as I began to pant and thrust harder.


We both knew I was close and I released a thick creampie deep inside her. I pulled out to have both our juices on my dick and leave a nice snack for her hubby to clean up. He dove in on her command and did his duty.



After having gotten what she really wanted, she gave him a treat and allowed him to fuck her. He mounted her from behind in the living room. She bent over the coffee table and took him. As to be expected he gave her about 5-10 minutes of thrusting and finished. She rewarded him for being very dutiful that day. He's not always so fortunate.

Wednesday, December 10, 2014

Im Here For The Gangbang

If you have seen the movie "Old School", then this title will give you a laugh. I invited Misty to an interracial party in N. NJ area hosted by some well know party hosts. We met on Twitter, and while she has a part time adult career, this was not the type of event she had really considered or even been "into".

But being the carefree spirit she is and learning of the great reputation the hosts have for their parties, she got more and more excited by the idea. She viewed it as a way to expand her sexual horizons and live out a fantasy as well. I had never been to this party before but had heard of them and definitely didn't want to attend solo. I drove to her place, picked her up and told her this is all about you and what you want to experience. I was happy to be someone she trusted enough in a short time to share this with.

Ok about the party... umm lots of black men and some couples (mostly white) and some single women. All shapes, sizes, and experience levels. They had half of an entire hotel floor with security... the whole nine. There were a couple of a joining suites which were play rooms. We drove up and talked a lot and as we got close I grabbed her hand and put it in my lap. She began stroking me hard through my jeans. I wanted to set an early tone for what was going to happen later. We registered and got to our room. I sat on the bed and she immediately got on her knees and sucked my dick. She is an excellent dick worshipper taking her time and savoring each minute she had me in her mouth.


I think she had a few reservations of what was to come later but was also turned on. We decided not to go full bore into fuck mode with the party beginning soon. We cleaned up and she got in her slut mode and dressed the part. We ventured out in the hall and she immediately saw how things went.. Seeing other women scantily clad just roaming free gave her some comfort. We made our way into the party rooms and small talked with some others and did some voyeurism as well. So what's the etiquette here you ask?

Well there are rules of course, common courtesies, and just plain common sense. The women run these events and those that are couples have their own ways of play. Everyone's style is a little different and the guys just have to adapt quickly and be respectful. Misty wasn't really sure what to do and I didn't know what exactly was going to happen. We watched as things began to pop off... Fucking and sucking all around, one on one, small groups etc. We left for a bit went back to the room and she wanted to get fucked. I happily obliged. We went back and found a bed. She began to suck me and guys began to watch and approach. I told her it's all up to you... She had a skirt on but no panties. She would look back bent over sucking me and nod head. A stranger would enter her from behind (condoms only) and begin fucking her. This went on for some time. Some of the men we had mingled with prior and some she never once talked to. She became a fuck toy for black dick. She took those she wanted and were offering their meat for her. I remember her at least draining 4-5 men over the course of the evening in various scenarios. She got really dick drunk and loved the environment.

We took one break and went back to the room and it was my turn to use this slut. I fucked her deep and hard and dumped a huge load of cum inside her.

VIDEO: Creampied Slut

We cleaned up she changed outfits and went back to the party... We mostly just mingled and talked some. I believed she played more but things dwindled down. We did go to bed and I woke her up with my hard dick going back inside her... I fucked her in the spoon position and left another load of cum in her as my way of saying good morning. We left early and drove back. We both had things to do that day. I'm pretty convinced she enjoyed her first group event and in her own words is "hooked" on just getting anonymous black dick in a controlled amateur setting. She's now hosting her own similar types of events along with continuing her own adult amateur career. Again I was happy to give her the springboard to something new she has taken to. Check out her site.



Sunday, December 7, 2014

Double trouble

I went up to visit a couple I had seen once before, as we had been in contact for quite some time via mutual friends. I talk with both couples often and we all have good relationships. The plan was to meet them out and it was possible the mutual friends would show up as well. All 5 of us met out at a bar for a couple drinks. Now how the evening would play out was totally unpredictable and in some way added to the excitement.

Both the wives looked great as usual and were casually dressed but still sexy to me in their own rights. It was actually funny, as we left deciding on who was riding with whom. OK follow along... Oh a side note both the husbands are tremendous voyeurs and have growing cuckold tendencies. It ended up I was in the backseat with the Mr driving me and the other wife... While his wife rode back to the hotel with the other husband... Haha I told you they were mutual friends.

He would take peeks in the rear view mirror of her stroking and sucking me and probably all the while turned on by those visuals, wondering what his wife was doing in the other car to the other husband. We eventually all arrived at the room and relaxed. I went over to the wife I had planned to see and began groping her and the other couple who I have seem many times decided they would play the voyeur role and take in what would turn out to be a live sex show for them. I had never been in a situation quite like this and just rolled with it. I sat her on the bed and stood over her as she undid my pants. She began to suck me as her husband and the other couple watched. I had a feeling before too long the other mrs would get worked up and bit and had to get in the game. She came over and politely asked her if she could share. Ummm que head explosion... lol. She obliged and within a minute I was feeling and seeing the pleasure of two hotwives sucking my dick and balls. I have had that experience only 2 other times and this by far trumped those for lots of reasons. This went on for a few minutes and everyone was getting turned on in the room.

Eventually the other wife gave way and rejoined her husband to watch the show. At one point one of the wives made a gleeful plea out to both the husbands if they wanted to help them both in servicing this black dick. Shyness took over and they just took their rightful places gawking and taking pics. I stripped down and then stripped the mrs down on the bed. She wasn't really sure what all was going to happen either but seemed to settle in on the notion that I was going to use her in front of the other 3 there. Any nervousness went away fast as I had her naked and began to vigorously finger her pussy. She then knew exactly what to do and how to react. It then became just me and her fucking and sucking like we had a few months before. She laid on her stomach and sucked me as I stood next to the bed and then I rolled her on her back for more of the same. I throat gagged her and fucked her face hard. She enjoys being used in that fashion. I looked over and the other couple was astonished at how much facial abuse she was enjoying.

I then spread her legs and began fucking her missionary. Then got her on all 4's and worked her pussy hard till she squirted all over me and the bed. This too was not something the other couple sees much and again really turned then on to watch. We kept at it for a while till I eventually laid her on her back sat my balls on her face and came on her face and dripped my cum in her mouth. It was a very sexually charged scene to say the least. I really appreciate the other couple for understanding and just enjoying being there. More posts on the other couple will be coming. Also I just wanted to mention this wife will have reasons to be in my town here and there this winter.. Some of which solo so there will be more adventures with her. We actually met since this night in a totally vanilla atmosphere very briefly and it took a tremendous amount of will power to not attack her. We both have definite desires to see more of each other with and without her husband.. Who by the way is in complete support of his wife becoming more and more of a black dick slut.

VIDEO: Showtime






Thursday, November 13, 2014

Three Hole slut

There's that saying, "Strike when the irons hot." It's definitely being applied by me to the newest couple I've met. After our first meet, they asked when we could meet again but this time just us 3. I know this couple has very active so I didn't hesitate to get back on their schedule. I drove down and met them at their hotel and there she was again.

Her striking features... Tall without heels but in them again.. Bra and thigh highs with no panties. I'm really beginning to enjoy seeing this hotwife couple because they have tremendous energy that comes from both sides and really want me to enhance their experiences. She really wants to just submit to me when we meet and have her cuckold submit and do as he's told. They have both spoke of their desire for me to see her solo in the future as well. But back to this day.

We caught up some and talked about the trips we were going to take. I gave her a token of appreciation as well. She enjoys that aspect of undressing her stud and showing that's she's there to submit and wants to be used. She got on her knees and began to suck me taking as much of me in her mouth as she could. She has expressed more desire in learning to be face fucked and working on her gag reflex... Haha ask yourself guys, when's the last time a woman has said help me with this? I then put her in 69 and love to taste her. I also know now I can make her cum in this position. As I hear her moans as she's sucking my dick I can tell she's going to cum. I keep at this for a while pumping my dick in her mouth the whole while. I then get her up and take her to the chair. I sit in it and turn her back to me and slowly have her ease down on my bare dick. Once inside I open her legs and have them rest on my thighs. I slowly ease in and out of her..feeling my dick get wet from her juices. I whisper to her don't you want that cuckold to lick you. She motions him over and he's gets on his knees.. And he's presented with my shaft and her lips and clit. He knows his job at this point and does his duty. She praised him for doing a good job and we got up and I laid her on the bed.

I stayed on the floor and fucked her missionary for sometime getting my rhythm inside her walls. All the while I'm lightly pinching her nipples and asking her where she wants my cum. Mind you this is also our first encounter playing bare. As a side note I just want you guys to know I do get tested regularly and actually share those results with others. She was getting fucked harder and deeper so in the moment she was a bit unsure. I knew that the last time we met no one attempted to invade her ass. I wasn't going to let that orifice get past me this time. I told her I wanted to fuck her ass and she was more than accommodating.

We paused briefly and I asked her what position works best for her and if course she deferred to me. I had her get on all 4s and present that ass to me. I gave her cuckold some great picture opportunities to take of me entering her and sodomizing her. I slid in her quite easily relatively speaking. She had done some adequate prep before I arrived, so clearly she expected it to happen. As I began to fuck her deeper and with more rhythm. she moaned how good it felt and how much she enjoys it. I could feel myself getting closer to cumming and told her I heard you've never had a black dick cum in your ass. She acknowledged that was true. I told her today we will have a first for you and I'll be the giver. I pumped as hard as I could thrusting deep in her ass and ultimately released lots of black seed deep in her used gaped asshole. I remained still until I emptied all I could in her.

I recall her cuckold asking could she feel it shooting in her and she replied hell yes. It felt great to experience that with her. After I pulled away, she immediately summoned him over to give her the pleasure and slight humiliation of burying his face nose and tongue deep in her ass and pussy and cleaning her fresh anal creampie up. He seemed very resigned to this chore and did so without hesitation. I watched her reach back and push on the back of his head to ensure he fully complied. She was spent and schedules dictated we cut the visit somewhat short. She is now firmly fixed in my rotation as a wife I want to continue to see and violate.





Sunday, June 22, 2014

Taking Her Marital Bed

I apologize for the delay in stories...I got a little burnt out on writing for a while..But rest assured the fun hasn't been taking a backseat.

This entry involves the 2nd meeting with "K". If you recall from the first entry about her, she was a BBC virgin. After some continued conversations, she was ready for her 2nd lesson; but this time I was invited to their home. This was going to be a bareback session and it was her birthday that weekend. So more firsts for her.

I arrived and met them in the kitchen and had a couple drinks and just chatted. She had on a black see-thru outfit, cross stitched thigh-high stockings and fuck me heels. Her tits looked particularly good in this. Eventually, I walked over and got behind her and kissed on her neck and cupped her tits and pressed my growing hard-on in her back.

Their plan was to start off in the living room for round 1. Then take it upstairs after they let their dog out for the night. Who was I to complain, I was the guest.

She got to her knees and went to work on my already hard dick. I immediately began forcing her mouth all the way down on it...She enjoys the gagging and challenge of taking it all. Her husband was there as well warming up her pussy for me ...fingering and licking her clit. Eventually she sat down on me on the sectional.
We slowly worked to ease me back into her tight un-stretched pussy again. If felt good being back inside her again...I know how she moans and enjoys being filled completely...I enjoy an animated woman that really lets her body get fully into it.

We fucked in this position for a while until it was her turn to be on her back on the sectional and take her birthday pounding. We did till she was getting smothered and a bit hot. She rode her husband and while she was I entered her from behind. This was discussed beforehand, and the DV was attempted. The angles were a little tough but I did manage to get in for a few strokes but not long enough to really make her moan. Perhaps we will figure it out next time to really make it work for her.

VIDEO: Taking Her Bed

She ultimately got on her back and sucked on my balls and I released her gift all on her face and in her mouth. We took a break. At this time the NCAA basketball tournament was on watched a bit of that and headed upstairs.

The bedroom provided more of the same. I laid down and she crawled between my legs and sucked on my dick while her husband fucked her from behind. We rolled her over and both were feeding her our dicks. I began slapping her full hanging tits while he fingered her. She smiled and moaned with pleasure. At one point she moaned to me..."Abuse me!" and the slapping continued till her tits got reddish. The evening concluded with her extracting another load from me on her tits, giving them a full glaze and she rubbed all my cream between them with a smile on her face.




Sunday, March 16, 2014

Back in the Saddle Again

A lot goes into why you really hit if off with some people. Mutual likes, desires, fantasies, willingness to experiment: these are all factors. Not to mention all the physical elements. Couple weeks ago I had the chance to meet up with a couple who fits all that stuff above.

I have met them more than any other couple and they live no where near me. We have a very open relationship and enjoy the time we share together. Its fun to talk to them and catch up on things. I had not seen them since I began this blog and so far, have vowed not to tell old stories on here...yet.

We met at a place they were familiar with and had a couple drinks and a bite to eat. She had on a jean skirt black boots and white/black top. She looked great and had that cute smile, just as how I expected. She totally enjoys getting the stares at the bar by others that are trying to figure out what is going on. When we are in public she is my date and hubby is the tag along. Its a turn on for her to be viewed by strangers in that role.

We finished up and made our way to their room. I had a gift for her...just an outfit nothing too outlandish.
She put it on and came out and looked great in it with her boots. Lots of sucking and some fucking ensued.
She does not generally enjoy getting pounded hard and deep for a tremendously long time. It was hot seeing my dick back in her mouth stretching it out as she stroked and sucked it.

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We finished up on the couch with her sitting in my lap facing me as i came inside her. She immediately had her cuck husband get on the floor and lay down..she got off of my dick and went to straddle his face. A big thick clump dripped out of of her and landed on his chest during the transition...She moved quick so not to waste any more.

Hubby got to have his after dinner drink and snack as he eagerly awaited the clean out process. It was a great night, fun to see them again. I can promise you this: there will be other updates with these two this year. We have a few things we want to try this summer so stay tuned...You can catch them on twitter.




Thursday, February 27, 2014

Double Dose

Well this meeting has been in the works for sometime. I had my eye on Jessi for a while and finally got some time to have a dialog with her. If you take a look at her blog, you will see she has been quite a busy bbc slut. So I knew I needed to make an immediate, favorable impression to gain her attention.
After several emails back and forth, I think we both concluded fairly soon thereafter that we needed to meet. We decided to try and find a date after the holidays. Finally had our date set and I went to meet them.

They arrived and she looked great. Ok she is very short but that's hardly of any concern to me. All the pics I had seen of her came to life...milky white skin and pretty face. Her husband is very talkative (not in a negative way) and easy going. They settled in and made a couple drinks. We talked some and while I learned that she had a trying week, she was the first to get the night going.

I've never been accused of writing too much detail of exactly everything that occurred. You can get all those in her account of our night. She's a much better writer than me. I will say, that for someone that has met a lot of couples, its very easy to tell that this is something they both enjoy and they're detail oriented in the way date night goes. Its nice to see that. Its very much a partnership with them.

Ok Ok you wanna hear about fucking and sucking...right? She kind of warmed things up by taking out my dick and sucking it while we were both relatively clothed. I think she just wanted a taste and make sure everything was just as she had pictured it. I certainly wasn't minding. She is very much a dick worshipper...She makes that good sexy eye contact and really savors working all her skills with her hands, mouth, and tongue.

She then laid out some outfits and got into a pink one. Then low and behold she was on all 4's back into my hard dick teasing me....She then reached back and slid her thong to the side and the head of my dick was teasing her wet lips. She would line it up so that my head was barely going in just an inch or so. I began to smack her pussy lips and clit with my dick hard to get just a little more natural lube on it so she could ease it fully in her.

We then proceeded to fuck in a few positions doggie, scissor, cowgirl. In and around all this was her squirting a few times. I put her on her knees and gave her a thick heavy load of cum all over her face. The load was so thick she had it on her face as her hubby took pics from her knees and even when she stood up my cum didn't move on her face for almost 5 min. It was like someone glued it on her.

She was laying on the bed in her afterglow and after a few minutes rest, I joined her....just from her laying there i started to stiffen up again and eased myself back inside her from the side. This session was a lot harder and a little rougher. I was applying pressure to her throat smacking her ass and pulling on her nipples here and there. Not to mention i went ham on that pussy. She got a heavy dose of me and seemed to enjoy it and take to it. The harder I pounded, it brought out more dirty talk and a desire for her to feel me deep.

This went on for some time. Eventually, I laid her on her back and leaded her head over the edge of the bed and fed my dick into her mouth so she could taste all her juices off my dick. She also sucked on my balls...I pulled it out of her mouth and stroked it hard and fast and put another load on her face and dripped it in her mouth. This greedy bbc slut choked down 2 load of cum over a couple hours. You may have to write her and ask to see those.

Overall such a fun night with Jessi. There are many more things I would enjoy doing to and with her. So hopefully she will give me another opportunity to see her and you guys will hear all about it. And by things, I mean anal and restraints...hahaha .. till next time.



Sunday, February 9, 2014

Early Bird Catches The Pussy

Having the opportunity to meet someone can be as simple as being in the right place at the right time. I spent a recent Sat. night with a couple and our becoming aware of each was extremely fortuitous. They have been together a long time but are still relatively young. They have dabbled some in swinging, having had a 3 some before with a guy a few times. Not to go into detail of their history, but suffice to say as a new year resolution, they were interested in another type of experience.

They made a post at the beginning of the year about being interested in having a black man joining them for a 3 some (mfm). This would be her first time being with one. As luck would have it, I just happened to catch their profile and their location is convenient for me and boom I decided to email them. From that moment on we have been in touch often. I spoke with both the Mr and Mrs separately and she got more and more turned on to the idea of meeting.

We set up a date, and while we initially agreed to meet out, I had gotten a room with some flexibility and suggested happy hour there. They agreed and arrived. The Mrs. looked really sexy. She's blonde,  had on a green and black dress, plenty of good curves...with boots. We had a few drinks and a lot of small talk. We all grew up relatively close to each other. She was nervous but we had a lot to talk to about. I was given the controls to her vibrating panties too. Trust me i hit that button a few times...

She went to the bathroom and came back out and her and her husband began to kiss on the couch...and I stood over her. She began to rub on my pants...At that point I knew the nerves were fleeting. I took my pants off and she went for my dick and stroked it began to put in her mouth...She immediately tried to slowly take it all. Then once she got comfortable with he...she began to invite me to make her gag on it and deep throat it.... It was hot to watch her impale her own throat on me. As she was gagging on me I had opened up her legs and was fingering her hard and she was whimpering and moaning.

We got her up and took her dress off which revealed a hot red and black corset on. Her husband sat down and I bent her over so she could suck his dick and I got behind her. I entered her slowly and she got euphoric. I don't think it totally dawned on her that she was taking her first black dick doggie as she was sucking her husbands dick..Good thing for all of you it was all on video...

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We got her to the bed and just violated her for a while...keeping her full of dick. Mouth and pussy, pussy and mouth. I got her to squirt first as she sucked on her husbands dick. We went back and forth till eventually I straddled her face...as she sucked on my balls and lower...stroking my shaft. I asked her if she was ready for a load of my cum. She wanted it. She was getting fucked by her husband as I shot my cum on in her mouth and on her face. It was so hot to watch her coax it all out then immediately get it back in her mouth more and drain it all out of me...A min later her hubby pulled out of her pussy and shot his load all over her stomach.

She was catching her breath and we all relaxed for a bit and she wasn't done. She went to her husband and began to suck him. I joined them and we all wet at it again...It was a great evening...I was super fortunate to meet these guys and be able to click with them with the little experience they had. Don't worry you thirsty fuckers...Round 2 is already scheduled. We got a lot more to accomplish...



Thursday, February 6, 2014

A Referral

Occasionally, more like rarely, someone is interested in meeting based on a conversation had with someone else I have met. A couple I met with a few weeks ago falls into that category. I have met close friends of theirs on numerous occasions in the past. Luckily for me that turned into a fun afternoon.

While we had been in contact for practically over 2 years, we just had never actually met. Most of my meetings don't take place around where I live; or at least that has been the reality of my play time.

The weekend I had planned was initially going to include more action with others and they were aware of that, but when that fizzled out I spent my time focusing on a personal meeting with just them. We met at a bar and had a couple of drinks and some small talk. The Mrs. looked great...I have seen several pictures of her over the last couple years but to me she looked better in person. Lots of curves..and while she had a breast reduction recently, still had ample amounts up top.

We then made our way to the hotel which was literally 2 blocks away. We got up to the room and she dipped in the bathroom to get into a simple but sexy outfit. 5 min later out she popped, white fish net top, well more like a dress teal thong and clear strappy fuck me heels...

It was an outfit that screamed, "OK I'm ready to fuck and suck some black dick!" We embraced and began kissing softly and deeply; hands from the both of us roaming. Eventually, I sat her down on the bed and stood in front of her as she rubbed my growing bulge through my pants. I got down to my boxers and she did the rest...Slid them down and took my hard dick in her hands and began soft stroking it and moved her head down closer so she could take it in her mouth.

She is a gagger and head monster. I couldn't fuck her mouth  hard and deep enough. She sucked my dick in numerous positions. Eventually she got me to cum on her face and mouth. I immediately needed to fuck her. I put her on the all 4's on the bed and took her doggie. As i began to pound away at her phat ass. She began moaning and then squirted hard. I pulled back and noticed a puddle forming between her knees.
It was unexpected but hot to see. She looked between her legs after digging her face out of the sheets and asked her hubby, "I don't think I have squirted in this position before from dick have I?" To which he agreed.



5 min later, boom she did it again...This was damn near a puddle forming on the bed.  We fucked some more in missionary and overall had a brief but very enjoyable afternoon. They had an evening engagement and could not stay as long as we all would like. We parted ways and all sides are very interested in meeting again to see what else we can get into. Check them out on Twitter.



















Sunday, January 26, 2014

How I Spent Their Anniversary

A couple who I have met a couple times before (one of which we never played) asked me (well the Mrs. specifically) if I would be interested in coming out to Vegas and help celebrate their 10th wedding anniversary.
This certainly was a first for me; I felt pretty humbled and flattered at the request. I decided to go. I mean how could I not after that kind of unique and special request. They happen to live outside Las Vegas and came by to see me during one afternoon. It was great seeing her again. She had gotten her clit pierced recently so that was a welcomed attraction.

We had been texting a lot leading up to this trip and she told me she wanted a lot of cum on and in her. So I made sure to have a good build up for our first time. We did a lot of fucking and sucking and ultimately I pumped a heavy load deep in her hungry pussy. This was one of those times when (and guys will understand this) I stayed hard even after cumming.

So I took full advantage of it...I put her in scissor position and just kept stroking my dick inside her pushing my cum out and at the same time bringing her to the brink of cumming. I could describe it but just take a look at the video. It can do far more for the story visually than I can in words.


Their anniversary night we all went out to dinner and to a show...then came back to the suite. More fucking and sucking ensued and we spent the night in one bed and hubby alone in the other. My final morning I woke up to her mouth on me and we went at it again hubby came over and worked her pussy with his fingers and i eventually sat over her face and gave her a creamy facial. All-in-all I think she had both a memorable and enjoyable anniversary. Oh there is a trip planned in the future for the 3 of us to celebrate her birthday. Stay tuned for that. Its a cruise and we have already booked it.






Thursday, January 9, 2014

Getting It In Before Xmas

Sorry for the delay in posting this. Got to get in a session with the local couple I have seen quite a few times lately just before the holiday rush. I wont go into tremendous details with this post but i'll share a few details.

I arrived at their house and the Mrs was in black thigh highs and a purple one piece type dress. She looked great and of course no panties or bra..always a welcome touch. She went to work as usual sucking my dick as only she can...full effort and with wreckless abandon. I had to slow her down a couple times...although I think she enjoys knowing she has that ability to make a man cum just from her oral talents.

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The Mr left us alone here and there. He enjoys the idea of walking in on her being the slut she can be.
Anyway after her jaws got a good workout, I had her mount me and slowly ease her down on me. She always thinks the worst about whats going to happen to her tight little pussy when she knows im about to fuck her.

I took it slow and took time reintroducing her to my dick. But like always soon thereafter she is taking the pounding that she enjoys. It always a good feeling being inside her. Mostly cause I know I can get her to squirt and cum from riding me. Ok and maybe the fact that she moans and lets me know how much damage im doing to her in a good way.

We fucked for a good while and when I wanted to cum, uggh I couldnt. All that stopping and starting had thrown off my timing a bit. But have no fear, Im fortunate to have a non quitter on my hands. I think she figured I put in all this work im getting my reward and satisfaction.
She went back to work sucking and sucking and eventually boom she got a hot facial in the end. All in all another fun hot fuck session with these two.




Thursday, November 21, 2013

The Return of Nikki Furlow

As stated in the first entry of Nikki, they only have these sessions a couple times a year. They aren't as easy as you would think to put together and they take a lot out of Nikki. This was their 2nd and last group event this year and am privileged to say, I was the only one that has been invited to their last 3 events.

Some people differ on what constitutes a gangbang. How many dicks does it take to make one? "Gangbang" sounds way more hard core. So there better be an appropriate number of dicks ....right? But I feel comfortable in saying if you take 5 different dicks over 3 - 4 hours, that's a gangbang.

They met 2 new guys out for drinks early just to get a feel for them. I got a text from the Mr. saying things were going well and that he liked the guys. I met them later at the hotel. She answered the door naked, well draped in flag/towel and knee hi boots. It was good to see Nikki again. Shes very cute and has a great personality. Shes curious about everything. She was having some wine talking to everyone its a rule of hers... she likes everyone naked ....Nothing had started yet....but it was about to.

The 2 new guys were anxious to sample nikki, so i didnt get in their way. They were already hard with her just bouncing around the room and some light touching going on. The waterproof blanket was down and she was on it...knees in the air and a dick in her mouth. Just like that...party time!

All the things you think go on are going on....shes getting pounded and sucking dick. It is interesting to see how other guys fuck. We all have our different go to positions and how we're positioned comfortably. We're all different heights...so sometimes it comical. We're just tossing her where we need her and adjusting. It happens a lot. But in the moment shes in pleasing mood and just wants to get fucked hard. So she is more than happy to oblige.

So lots of fucking and sucking just like last time....a ton of squirting from Nikki. Her husband always manages to sneak in a few strokes now and then when guys are switching or moving. At some point the Mr. and I did do a DV (double vagina) on Nikki. She rode him cowgirl and i got behind her in doggie. We all had been fucking her so she was good and prepared for this. Hes average size and I slid in with a little effort. She gasped slightly and moaned as i did short strokes so he could also stay inside her. It felt good...

We did 2 rounds of fucking and Nikki was gushing and squirting all over all of us and we finished that round by 3 of us cumming on her tits...and 1 guy cumming on her ass. It was hot seeing all that cum on her tits. She loves it.

The conversations that go on when your naked and recouping are hilarious. Sometimes its about sex A lot of times they are not...Being that she does these kind of evenings with only black men, its interesting to say the least. One guy had to leave unexpectedly, but another was scheduled to show up anyway so back to the fun.

Oh did i mention she loves sucking balls..I got warmed up by straddling her chest and feeding my dick in her mouth as someone else was fucking her...i'm not sure who but i think they took turns. In getting me hard again this also kept her mouth occupied so her screams and moans weren't too loud ...Occasionally she got loud and we would have to stuff dick in her mouth. 2 of the guys that showed were definitely bigger and thicker than me...so Nikki got a real workout down below...she could barely keep these guys in her mouth for long too.

Needless to say it was a good night. We finished round 4 with the same ending 3 of us cumming on her tits again and the other guy cumming on her back/ass.. 8 loads of cum from 5 men made Nikki all smiles again.






Wednesday, November 13, 2013

Whoops!

Whenever I have a meet scheduled, I try and be as prepared as I can. Not to go into detail about what that involves, but in most cases multiple people are counting on me being at my best and performing well. Anyway due to some scheduling issues with myself and Swingcouple1127, I didn't see them till later than expected.

It had been around a month since we last played and I know I was itching to get back inside her. She was nervous about seeing me again and thought maybe it would be better if we just got down to fun so it might lessen her nerves. Sure enough I showed up and there she was laying on the bed in a corset and fish net thigh highs.

She spread her legs for her husband as he tasted her. I stood over her and took my pants down. She took me in her mouth and got me hard. After a few i moved in front of her on the bed and she got on her knees and sucked more...that good head...with hands deep, long, and wet strokes.
As hot as things were getting...boom i felt the need to cum and said so. I pulled away and controlled it enough to only have a bit shoot out. She was shocked and said "Fuckkk you really are cumming." Now this honestly just doesn't happen to me. But here you get the full story. It would be easy for me to leave this out but hey it happened.

But to my credit i took a 5 min stop got my shot together she got me hard again and I was back in action.
She went harder on my dick with her sucking skills and I encouraged it. Soon me and hubby basically switched places and i began to eat that tight wet pink pussy...I had forgotten how good she tastes and ran my tongue over her clit piercing..Then alternated 1 finger then 2 inside her. I wanted to get her good and stimulated before fucking.

When i reached for the condom, I could tell she was tensing up and then let out..."Ahhhh this is going to hurt!" I told her were going as slow as you need and made sure we used some lube. Felt like going in her the first time again...She moaned and gasped and eventually all was eased in. I fucked her in missionary and then had her ride me reverse cowgirl. Occasionally this time the Mr left the room at times. I think he wanted to "sneak" in on his "cheating" wife at times.

Ultimately I put her in doggie and really went at it....and true to form as with every meeting, I could feel pressure and boom she pushed me out and squirted over the pillows she had put under her to boost her up some to reach me.

We finished up with her on her back and me over her cumming on her tits...with her husband soon thereafter fucking her missionary and cumming on her tits as well...It was hot to feel her suck on and clean all the cum out me as she prepared for his cum as well.
All in all it worked out well despite my misfire earlier...

Next update another meet with Nikki Furlow this weekend is planned..stay tuned.



Thursday, September 26, 2013

3 is the magic number

I just had my 3rd visit with SwingCouple1127. When I arrived, she was still in the shower and getting ready. She texted me a couple times even though I hadn't seen her saying she would be out in a few.  She came out looking good as usual and joined me and hubby. We all had a drink and chilled for a bit. Its a process for her to get in a frame of mind to play and while our comfort level has gotten better each time, I can tell shes nervous. But were texting all the time when I'm not there and I think shes getting more and more used to me.

Anyway...you all wanna know about the fucking n sucking.....message delivered.  We started off with me towering over her from behind...kissing her neck and rubbing over those tits in tube style top. Eventually she took her rightful position so she could take me in her mouth. I never get tired of feeling her oral talents. I been trying to force a little more dick down her throat each time and give this wanton slut some quality face fucking. Shes getting more used to me in her mouth.

Tonight's activities mostly took place on a futon, but we did manage to get a few minutes out back on the deck. I'll just say this, fall is here. We could both see our breath and damn that seat was cold with my bare ass on it. Her hot mouth more than made up for any chills I was feeling though. We went back in and had some brief 3 some action. She sucked us both at the same time and then i went down on her while she sucked hubby. I was working my fingers inside her and pulled back and they were covered in her juices. Seemed like a good time to start fucking her.

She mounted me on the futon and eased her self down on my hard dick. After a few minutes I  stood up and picked her up and fucked her standing up. Lets see what else...Oh  yeah I pinned her down on the couch and fucked her hard and deep. This night was as much about her getting pounded as we have had. I'm the last guy to really toot my horn, but this little slut really got fucked tonight. Every position and every spot I was just straight taking her pussy. Back to futon and doggie it was. I got behind her and put a pillow down for her knees, ok mostly it was to elevate her throbbing pussy so I could access it easier. I'm not that chivalrous. I was just pumping her hard and deep when she seized up and pulled away...and that familiar hot wet sensation started in my mid section. She squirted hard on me and I coaxed more out of her by popping her pussy with my dick. Sorry about that new pillow.

I felt like she had gotten it good and honestly she could have taken more, but it was time to coat this hotwife's face with a thick load of cum. We sat her down on the futon and I stood over her and stroked myself this time. My dick was about a foot above her face as I dripped ropes of cum onto her face and into her mouth. She took me in her mouth and properly drained me completely. Oh but wait there's more. Hubby's turn.. he pumped her deep in her pussy for a a minute or two with some hard thrusts and got up and also painted her face with mine still on her. We made her our personal cum slut and she was no worse for wear. A really hot session from start to finish. We'll see what the next time brings, but I can promise you this her slut wings are just beginning. Big things are cumming...Thanks for reading and ok since this time was so good, I'll share a little video.

It came to my attention that several of you could not view this so I moved it to a more easily viewable platform. Enjoy!

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Saturday, September 21, 2013

Go West Young...Err Old Man...

I just went out west to see someone I met off a swinger site and spent the weekend with her. She is in her later 20's, exotic looking, curvy, pretty, and has great tits. She is a really nice person and to the best of my knowledge had not had any action in a while for a variety of circumstances. This trip had been set up for quite some time and we had been texting back and forth for a while.

There isn't that much to describe I suppose. For whatever reason we did not take pictures even though we did discuss that. But we did fuck and suck a lot. I ended up cumming inside her twice. She has some fantasies I'm looking into exploring with her and she is very good at sucking dick. She is the wet spit filled sloppy bj kind of girl. Anyone that's been in an extended oral session will tell wet and sloppy go a long way.

I hadn't spent the night with someone in quite some time to be honest and it was a nice feeling to have that even if it was just for a couple nights...Oh the being able to slide right inside her when I woke up didn't hurt either. Sorry this story isn't full of details. Sometimes with single women i feel the need to keep some things private and or am not sure what all to share. Getting her to visit me is in the works, so she could pop up again.

On a side note she does do webcam shows on a commercial site so if you are interested in checking her out you will just have to get a hold of me privately.

Yeah, I went back for more

A bbc virgin no more, she invited me back to scene of her deflowering. I've talk to the Mr. and Mrs. separately fairly frequently and feel that this is the type of situation they have wanted. A guy they can trust, be reliable and help the Mrs. feel comfortable around. She's very shy in person, but I've learned that cracking those nuts can provide the most pleasure. No matter what, at the end of the day, delivering a proper fucking and experience is what gets you a call back.

The second meeting took place recently and other than us playing in a different room the evening went very similar to our first encounter.  She was in a jean skirt, no panties and a teal top no bra. Dressed down a bit but still sexy. She is getting a little more relaxed with me and expressive. I like that she can now just talk to me and text me like I'm not just gonna pulverize her pussy but just a guy she knows. I think its important in having her at ease with me.

We talked had a drink and the Mr. asked her if she wanted her gift. They both knew I had gotten her something and courtesy of WDEZINES it arrived just in time.  I reached in my bag and she was standing up. I came up behind her and gripped her from behind. I then dressed her, lowering some boyshorts down to her feet for her to step into.

She got in them and I pulled them up. She remarked how soft they felt and that they fit good. Pics will be below, but i guess this makes it official. I think she is getting bit by the BBC bug. We all retired to the bedroom and she sat on the bed as I stood in front of her. With me being 6'5 and her being 5'2, she's pretty much where her hands and mouth need to be when sitting.

She took my pants down and pulled out my dick and began sucking on it and stoking it. Again she is an expert at the art of sucking dick. I eventually got her on her back on the bed...stripped her jean skirt off and new panties and began to devour her hungry wet pussy. Then i hung her head over the edge of the bed and fed her my dick. We were in a 69 with me on top face fucking her. She took me on like a champ and didn't budge when i began pumping her hot mouth.

More of the same from last time ensued. Me slowly entering her and eventually the slut in her comes out and is very accepting of her impending pussy pounding. She mounted me and rode my dick out and grinded her hips, working her ass up and down it. All of that work takes a toll on her and boom...she squirts over my dick.  It's a wonderful feeling of that hot liquid showering down on your shaft and balls in the moment. We fucked in numerous positions and again she was a bit wore out and I told her it was time to take my cum. She assumed the position (on her knees) wait she may have just sat on the edge of the bed. Shit, I don't remember.

She stroked me until I released my heavy load all over her tits. We had talked about a facial ahead of meeting but she was a bit worried that I would get it in her eyes. These are the kinds of things that familiarity overcomes. I predict a facial from me in her near future. Sounds presumptuous huh. Well date #3 is already set...So there

I know my grammar isn't perfect; Hey I'm just telling fuck tales so just deal with it please.